Rickisms...

"Welcome to my cocoon..."

"If you can read this, you're here."

"To know me, is to be annoyed by me."

"We're not here to solve problems, 
We're here to maintain them."

"Another day, another holler."

"Nowadays, job security is lasting till five o'clock."

"Do I know about the problem?? 
I caused it !!!"

"We have an open door policy, 
if you don't like the policy, the door is open!"

"Forgive me, I'm lysdexic."

"My memory is just a memory."

"If you can't be part of the solution, 
be part of the problem..."

"Your reality clutch is slipping."

"One person cannot change time, 
but one person can change the times."

"Nothing matters, unless it matters."

"Patience comes to those who wait."

"No animals were injured in the making of this website.."

"Most men who wear sweatpants in public, shouldn't."

Halloween is ironic. 
The one day that kids are out getting exercise,
they're getting more candy to get them fat!

"If you could see my reality..."

Copyright 2003: Rick Martin
rick@rickmartin.org.